Overheard on the trip from Long Island to Ithaca for Miss Raquel's graduation:
(As Papa Jones swerves around some roadkill)
Papa Jones: Didn't that look like scrotum?
Mama Jones: You have an appointment with the eye doctor in two weeks. This is why.
Mama Jones: (to The College Man who has just said something incredibly stupid) You're fucking brilliant.
Papa Jones: The kid's an orangutang.
The College Man: That's Orangu-TAN.
The College Man: (talking about his hot new girlfriend) Mom, as far as I'm concerned, the girl's a virgin. To me.
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Orangutan(g)s swing both ways...
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