Tuesday, February 05, 2008

How I Met My (Potential) Roommate

(20 minutes into our first meeting)

Her: So since I do the window design, I get a discount at Bloomingdale's.

Me: You should have walked through the door, shook my hand, and opened with that.

Her: They do Friends and Family, you know...

Me: I hate to tear down the hipster façade, but I happen to love department store shopping.

Her: Of course you do. You're from Long Island.

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