Indulge in my box.

Next Saturday night, take some friends here. Once you start making the sake box jokes, you'll never stop. You will scream out things like:

"Wow, that's one tasty box!"

or

"Your box is wet, try not to spill."

or

"It's really best only to taste one box a night."

or

"I think our boxes are pretty comparable in quality."


You will take pictures of yourself indulging in your own box.



And your friends touching each other's boxes.



You will shoot an album cover for your new band, "Ham(ilton) and the Boxes."


From the forthcoming LP, Drink From The Corner

Your mouth will form the word "box" so many times, specific motor muscles will start to ache, and you will want to punch yourself in the face.

And then you'll just order another box.