Sunday, September 17, 2006

Indulge in my box.

Next Saturday night, take some friends here. Once you start making the sake box jokes, you'll never stop. You will scream out things like:

"Wow, that's one tasty box!"

or

"Your box is wet, try not to spill."

or

"It's really best only to taste one box a night."

or

"I think our boxes are pretty comparable in quality."


You will take pictures of yourself indulging in your own box.

stacey box

And your friends touching each other's boxes.

caroline and sanjay box

You will shoot an album cover for your new band, "Ham(ilton) and the Boxes."

ham and the boxes
From the forthcoming LP, Drink From The Corner

Your mouth will form the word "box" so many times, specific motor muscles will start to ache, and you will want to punch yourself in the face.

And then you'll just order another box.

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