Monday, September 19, 2005

"Why I can't

with my mother."

My good friend Jasmine's mom is coming to town this weekend and Jaz felt compelled to transcribe and share some of the love her mother was sending over the phone earlier this afternoon. I know for a fact the firm Jasmine works for records all phone conversations, so hopefully she will run for public office and we'll hear actual audio on this someday:

"you know im going to be there at the end of this week, im going to touch you and kiss you all over. are you ready for that, baby jasmine? are you ready? make sure your body parts are ready, all waxed and greased up cause im gonna be all over you come thursday"

MY MOTHER

Shit is your mother smooth Jay-Z.

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