Sadly, The Bonz left her sparkle feather boa at the office.
On Wednesday, February 8, 1977, doctors in a Detroit hospital were startled when, seeking a cry to acknowledge the proper breathing patterns of newborn Bonzley Mortimer, they applied their obligatory tap to The Bonz’s baby buns and induced a wail that sounded less like less like the conventional “waaaaaaaaaaa!” and more like, “Daaaaaaaaaaavid Yuuuuuuuuuurman!”
Straight out of the womb the kid knew what she wanted for her birthday.
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Damn, I look good!!
Signed,
Bonz
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