Digital Mad Libs. I used the age-old strategy of inserting mostly dirty(ish) words to try and maximize the comedy and in the end learned the lesson that you can never go dirty enough with your "verbs ending in -ing." (I guess kids still don't recognize the word "gerund," eh?)
The results:
Learn to Be a Rock Star
I'm at a new school. Its name is “The Miss Stacia School for Rock Stars.” The courses here are horny!
My first assignment is to learn to play the skin flute and sing like a rock star. To be a good rock star, I'm supposed to blow around a lot, to grab across the stage, and to tease at the audience. I did not act like that at my old school, so I think I'll have to work on it for a while; this will be interesting homework.
My second assignment is to learn to have an entourage, which is a group of people that always seems to follow around a rock star. I have a lot of friends, but for this assignment I suddenly have 6969 people following me around, telling me how brutal I am, how they really like my nipple tassel, and how I am the most hairy person ever. I can't be sure, but I think they are just saying that.
My final assignment is to put on a rock concert. I have to arrive in a lawnmower and walk the "fuck me red" carpet, past all the plunging fans with cameras flashing in my face. Then, when I get inside, my entourage will be there and I will pinch with them to the stage. Next, I'll perform deux songs, all while stroking across the stage, singing, and climaxing at the audience. This will be the toughest final exam I've ever had, and the one I'll never forget!
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That's a pretty interesting piece you have there with the ad libs. Never saw/read a digital mad lib before. Pretty sweet.
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