Face it Miss Stacia, you’re a Jewey Jew.

First, there’s the headline. Then there’s the focus of this article on a charity event produced by JEWCY, the Semeticentric fashion and lifestyle company for which I used to do PR. Add in the commentary by Jackie Hoffman (I worked on a benefit show earlier this year in which she was featured) and the requisite quotes from Melville’s very own Rabbi Gellman, whose breath at my bat mitzvah service rivaled the onions in the cocktail hour herring, and you get one too many high-profile-Jew links for comfort in this game of Six Degrees of Stacia Jonesberg.