In yesterday's Corporate Eats column entitled "Never As Good As The First Time," regarding her sampling of a sub-par second-day cupcake from the Buttercup Bakeshop Miss Stacia Jones wrote, "In spite of my complaints, for the love of the cupcake, I'd do it again tomorrow."
Upon surveying today's day-three cupcake stash, Ms. Jones has retracted this statement. She reportedly peeked in the Buttercup box around 9:15 this morning and immediately recoiled in disgust proclaiming, "Not for a million dollars. These things could kill someone."
Ms. Jones is, however, accepting donations of fresh baked goods, from Buttercup or elsewhere, for blissful consumption and future review in her column.
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I'd like to place wagers that Miss Brook will be delving into that box of Buttercup's around 11:30 this morning. That's when her breakfast starts wearing off and her willpower goes out the 4th story window.
Signed,
Co-worker
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