Since Howard's debut on Sirius satellite radio, Mama Jones has taken to calling her daughter at work to recount the on-air exploits of her beloved, nappy-haired obscenity machine. Tuesday morning, mom phoned to detail Howard's new "Revelations" segment in which each member of Stern's warped crew anonymously contributed a debaucherous secret or anecdote, prompting an intense guessing game to match deed to perpetrator. Eventually the culprits were outed, accounts of Howard's subtle-but-lame plastic surgery procedures and Artie Lang's reciept of a "load blow" to the chest, confirmed.
"Robyn likes to masturbate with meats and vegetables," my mother informed me. "I don't know where she finds meat that small. Pepperoni maybe?"
This morning's mother-daughter sharefest began around 9:30, a bit later than usual but disturbing as always:
"I'm in the car listening to Howard. He just had someone pour salad dressing on a girl's crack and lick her ass clean. Not just around, but UP! He just went up there and got it!"
"And how do you feel about that mom?"
"That's one place I'd never go." No thanks."
When asked if Howard is finally starting to test her limits, Mama Jones chuckled.
"He's a wild man. He really is."
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